(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via youre-hauntingme)
(via angels-are-jerks)
What the fuck
I cannot believe….
y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!
Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.
(Source: ankle-beez, via sorry)
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
(Source: that-edm-life, via sorry)
My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?
Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.
Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday
Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure
Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:
(via iplaywithmyboobs)
(Source: desnos, via depression-stays-but-you-dont)
"That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings are universal longings, that you’re not lonely and isolated from anyone. You belong."- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via perrfectly)
(via perrfectly)
God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be.
and if they are real you can fuck them.
This guy gets it!
(via leogansey)
"How can I describe my life to you?- Susan Sontag, from “Death Kit,” published c. January 1967
I think a lot, listen to music. I’m fond of flowers."
(via violentwavesofemotion)
sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
(via kitty-g0g0)
Fuck anyone who’s ever made you feel like you were hard to love.
(via henkasuru)